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Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (53851)

On 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (Texas)

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wow are you that immature XD

#3 - On 07/01/2010 at 3:03am by lizamaphone

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Haa nice going smartass!

#5 - On 07/01/2010 at 3:03am by paid2think

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