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Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML


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On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)

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if i ever feel that way I usually stare through the windows or blinds, with a weapon xD

#6 - On 06/29/2010 at 3:07am by superbadd

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it was actually a burgler diguised as a gas company worker. so good job

#8 - On 06/29/2010 at 3:08am by OwNowBrownCow

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