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Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7064) - you deserved it (15496)

On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)

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