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Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10708) - you deserved it (49310)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"

#45 - On 06/26/2010 at 3:31am by jizzmode

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ydi idiot just say its for your sister

#4 - On 06/26/2010 at 3:14am by ezioaudatore

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