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Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (8968)

On 04/20/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by thompson773 - United States (Michigan)

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Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

#6 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:22am by taureau139

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at least u didnt puke all over her

#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:13am by michanelle

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