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Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

#6 - On 06/16/2010 at 3:08am by konpaito

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if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

#26 - On 06/16/2010 at 3:16am by slytherinhouse

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