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Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47692) - you deserved it (5259)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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