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Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61015) - you deserved it (3005)

On 02/23/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Did they still think it was funny then?

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:05am by Rayn4u

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then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just fucked."

#13 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:43pm by holynemesis1208

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