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Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22687) - you deserved it (1970)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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