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Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26955) - you deserved it (4598)

On 06/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by LilyL (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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University roommates suck

#8 - On 06/06/2010 at 7:20pm by Macromartyr

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Get your ass up and start cleaning, you lazy slob!

#13 - On 06/06/2010 at 7:22pm by Ninjarush

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