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Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35348) - you deserved it (5527)

On 06/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by LilyL (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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University roommates suck

#8 - On 06/06/2010 at 7:20pm by Macromartyr

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At least its roomates. I just got home from a busy day and I want to cook supper but until I could start I had to move dumped purse contents from the stove top, papers, tissues, makeup, crap, along with dirty dishes from the work area next to the stove. And for my own sanity I brought dirty dishes from the living room, as well as threw away several used facial tissues that were laying around. I cleaned Friday. It's only Sunday and I was barely home yesterday. I have a messy wife. FML4life

#41 - On 06/06/2010 at 8:05pm by GoPlayInTraffic

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