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Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42705) - you deserved it (3934)

On 06/05/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by someoneelsessaliva (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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WHAT THE FUCK? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."

#1 - On 06/05/2010 at 10:11am by MischiefManaged

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That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....

#5 - On 06/05/2010 at 10:15am by I20CK5TAR

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