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Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23891) - you deserved it (4745)

On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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be careful...don't cheat on him lol

#1 - On 06/03/2010 at 1:22pm by Stefany713

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Do you live in the ghetto?

#10 - On 06/03/2010 at 1:31pm by FYLDeep

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