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Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67674) - you deserved it (3915)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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