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Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML


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On 05/21/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by Samuel (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I think your school finds it a proper excuse why you were late if you didn't make it in the end. It sounds like the black out wasn't only in your house so they can even look it up if it is that horrible your late

#6 - On 05/21/2010 at 5:03pm by Residence

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you can't make lunch without electricity? WTF man. that's pathetic

#41 - On 05/21/2010 at 5:31pm by hedgerow

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