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Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17262) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/18/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by MisterT (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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not a smart thing to do next time call mario

#3 - On 05/19/2010 at 3:11am by jokerzthe

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You shouldn't have waited two hours to check on it!

#5 - On 05/19/2010 at 3:15am by lizabethp

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