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Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59708) - you deserved it (7495)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

#5 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:10pm by Superadie

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Wow, with friends like yours, who needs enemies?

#6 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:10pm by MechaMew2

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