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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

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ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:08pm by uglymoose89

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#2 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:08pm by kkkristennnn

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