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Today, I locked my keys in my car, after spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour the guy showed up to unlock my car, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and said " You couldn't just reach in"? I forgot I left he window open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7527) - you deserved it (73941)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

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