Today, I locked my keys in my car, after spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour the guy showed up to unlock my car, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and said " You couldn't just reach in"? I forgot I left he window open. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5630) - you totally deserved it (63710)
On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)
ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D
#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:08pm by uglymoose89
I was almost sick with laughter. You sound like my senile grandmother. ARE you my senile grandmother?
Honestly, I'm impressed. For those who have seen the movie "Idiocracy," I never really thought it would happen but with people like you the world has a chance. Unfortunately.
#10 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:16pm by piderman13
This is pathetic. YOU'RE LOOKING THROUGH THE FREAKING WINDOW to see that your keys are in there. Really? Please.
Please don't reproduce.
Seriously, you can't tell the difference between air and glass? Was the air shiny and reflecting things, and impossible to reach through? I fail to see how this is actually possible if your IQ is high enough for you to be driving and making phone calls.
At least you didn't lock your keys OUT OF the car, like Peter Griffin.
#26 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:32pm by ToxicAudioIsLife
whenever a FML starts with....i locked my keys in the car...u no its ur fault....then after the fact that u didnt stick ur hand through the window? lmao u so deserved it
#28 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:41pm by yanksfan19
@26
Don't laugh.... it's actually entirely possible to pull that move.
Case in point:
http://www.wesh.com/cnn-news/19063789/detail.html
(Woman calls 911 because she locked herself in her car)
Fake. That's not even possible. Before you go through the whole calling process, you would naturally try to get them on your own somehow, and it would take you less than a second to realize the window was open.
#35 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:51pm by emmaleelee
why is this story even up here? retards like this clogging the site up with this stupid bullshit is ruining the site...
not a FML moment at all - just you showing everyone that your brain is the size of one of my balls
#38 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:57pm by an0nym0uss
u didnt c the window open the 20mins u were on the phone?!?!
#42 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:05pm by alyssialui
#43--Sadly, they probably could be.
Want to see some stupid friggin people? Go to notalwaysright.com.
#45 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:13pm by emmaleelee
You should get your womb or balls removed for the sake of the human race. You should be forbidden to reproduce! Thus hereby I forbid you to reproduce for the sake of mankind.
Omfg #26: that is freaking hilarious, I remember that episode.
You my sir are a high class idiot.
#48 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:19pm by ohhhhshizzz
if this is true, i cant believe you would even share this idiotic story with the entire world.
this is really sad.
you're not by any chance blind are you?
#51 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:41pm by mimimi
And the rest of you people are just mean; people can actually be so busy that their normal thought process is all clogged up. I actually forget what state I'm in sometimes, because I travel so much. Don't be so narrow-minded. We are all idiots sometimes.
Today, I work at AAA, I was eating and I got this call to help this idiot out who locked his keys in his car. It turns out that driver side window was open. I just wasted 30 mins. of my life to help a douchebag out. FML.
#61 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:32pm by eff_yo_life
Funny thing is, some cars have a security measure that doesn't allow one to unlock it through the window. I tried this on my sister's lexus once and nearly had my arm amputated by the window whilst the alarm was frantically screaming at me.
#62 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:35pm by jdmercredi
You know - I just can't even remotely believe this one. The only plausible explanation for it being true is the guy wasn't at his car at any point in that hour period (which means, unlike the rest of the human race, he didn't go out to jiggle the handles not even once).
I hope AAA revokes your membership for wasting their time. There is no possible way you could have not known the window was down, so stop making prank calls to AAA.
He doesn't give a shit, he's gonna get paid for this call. He's got a great story to tell tonight :P
#65 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:55pm by Nemephosis
hmm wow how stupid do you need to be not to relize u left ur window open dummy!
i agree with #36
#66 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:04pm by LittleMiss1
I clicked FML on this one.
But only because you must have looked INCREDIBLY stupid after this.
#71 - On 04/17/2009 at 9:42pm by that_guy321
Not really FML worthy. Sure, you wasted 50 minutes, but it's not an FML. You should feel stupid, cause you are for not noticing that it was open, but I seriously doubt that you're going to see the same AAA guy again. If you do, he probably won't remember.
ok, just for the record, i was loading stuff into my car and locked it from the passenger side, and could see that the drivers side was locked too, but couldnt see that the window was open about 3 inches, so its not like i locked myself out from the drivers side door
If I were the AAA guy I woulda towed your car for that... wow. all the broken down cars on the side of the road and he got stuck with Chris Griffin.
#10- Exactly
#83 - On 04/17/2009 at 11:46pm by krankypoptart
No sir, this is not a FYL, this is a "you're Fucking stupid". #77 doesn't make up for it. You deserved that one.
WOWOW HOLY SHIT FUCK UR LIFE LOL I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOU LOL LMAO BEST ONE YET LOL
#88 - On 04/18/2009 at 12:52am by ace135
omg this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard...
hahahah i love it. nice one!
#89 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:18am by Rainingtopaz
#32: That article was HILARIOUS. But sadly I tried to listen to the audio and "the stream [was] currently unavailable." Oh well, the article was still super funny.
#48: It's one of my favorite episodes.
#91 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:33am by ToxicAudioIsLife
Damn, that sucks. But don't feel too bad. I once called AAA because I locked my keys in the car, then I figured out that the passenger side door was unlocked. But at least they hadn't arrived yet Lol.
Sometimes these things happen.
#92 - On 04/18/2009 at 1:45am by faerieconfuzed
That's retarded. You'd notice that when you realize your keys are in your car. It's not that hard to see that there's a window there.
#95 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:01am by 10thousandbirds
hes prolly lying , thats not possible! well then theres no difference between him and animals , if he couldnt figure out this one! pure blonde shit
how are you standing on the driver's side of your car and don't notice the window is down?????
#100 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:44am by erogers2687
All the people saying the OP is retarded, I know someone the exact same thing happened to, and they're a highly qualified doctor doing medical research. It can happen to anyone, regardless of intelligence.
#102 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:34am by DeeJayD
OK, so a guy goes up to a car and sees a locksmith working hard on the driver's door. Being clever, the guy walks around and opens the passenger door. "Hey, you know, this side's not locked". The locksmith replies "I know, I already did that side."
You deserve it.
And PS: USE PERIODS. COMMAS ARE NOT SUBSTITUTES.
#106 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:12pm by _mcs_
I have locked my keys in my car numerous times and have had to call AAA. Never have I ever been on the phone with them for more than 10 minutes. You either didn't know where you were which makes you a dumbass or like to exagerate. I call bs because most people would look through the windows to see where your keys are first.
if you are that stupid you should not be able to fffffin drive
#115 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:37pm by yourafuckup
are you blonde? (no offence; blonde is a pretty hair color....i am blonde as well) but this would make a great blonde joke!
#116 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:15pm by collegegirl30
Reminds me of the time on Family Guy when Peter locked his keys *outside* his car.
#118 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:52am by ozymandias
Depending on your gender, you should either get a vasectomy or get your tubes tied.
#119 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:49pm by Grndslmhttr3
You are to stupid too own a computer to write this FML
#120 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:26pm by stripedoctor
#121,
No, no it does not. Most people that stupid manage to drown in the shower at a young age.
#123 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:27am by ozymandias
YOU ARE AN IDIOT! How could u possiby stand there for so long and not see the window open?
#126 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:59am by sunshyne84
That's sorta kinda the first thing I ever check even if I have my keys...less work turning the key. You're pretty dumb.
#127 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:27pm by tdawgheath
this would absolutley split my sides if I saw a bug fly in and out of there and you not notice. if I were the triple a guy I would have had the toughest time trying to act in a professional manner.
