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Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5503) - you deserved it (34708)

On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

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poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

#16 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:12am by therevolution

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YDI for not making sure

#2 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:05am by xSkyful

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