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Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23027) - you deserved it (7071)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more

#13 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:31am by altatude13

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I can just imagine the FML from the girl "i was getting a medal and he poked me in the eye and i fell of the stage. FML.

#16 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:35pm by conrad01

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