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Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by arrogantlondon (woman) - United States (California)

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shit i would of took it anyway, i mean A FREE SHIRT!!!

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:12am by Serial

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Maybe the guy thought you were a small or something :)

#4 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:18am by estarian_jem

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