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chuka81
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2016
  • Number of comments : 489
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About chuka81 : Well, first, I'm a Nigerian and, no, I'm not a prince.

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Visits<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:07pm<b>Jkalia</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 4:08pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 6:42am<b>gnlnblt</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:05am<b>dieana</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:49am<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:05am<b>Irene_19</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:41pm<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:18am<b>almost_there44</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:52pm<b>sam_nero</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:25am<b>xxdreamloverxx</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:26am<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:38pm<b>Iwannarock1</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 3:01am<b>emmavines</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:51pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:10pm<b>maggeei</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 1:36pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 4:37pm

Fucked!<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:42pm<b>dieana</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 8:03am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 10:41pm<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:18pm<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 5:57pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 10:10pm<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 5:03pm<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 11:23pm<b>graceh1211</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 9:50pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 9:06pm<b>backyardhulk</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:45pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 6:28pm<b>screweverythin</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 8:57pm<b>claudiajean</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:43am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 5:41pm<b>prince232</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:21am<b>Mons</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 10:25pm<b>Laphog</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:49pm

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chuka81's favorite FMLs

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 11:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

by awkwardmandy / 03/11/2016 at 1:28pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER / 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

by Jack / 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML

by me / 01/02/2016 at 3:25am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

by Anonymous / 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Health

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous