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Sappheyes

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 5005
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>thatguy206</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 10:55pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 4:39pm<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:27pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:25pm<b>inuyouko</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 6:25am<b>bardo264</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 1:08pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:06am<b>The12thPaladin</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 9:20am<b>warrenhoward42</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 8:32am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:54am<b>iPixelCheese</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 8:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:24am<b>zingline89</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 2:54am<b>kunjac0945</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Supaviper</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:40pm<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:45pm<b>QueenOfSuppness</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:11am<b>FaguIous</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:18am

Fucked!<b>thatguy206</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 4:55am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:25am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 4:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:24pm

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Sappheyes's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

by manicmandy / 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML

by draegoncode / 07/26/2010 at 12:34am / Intimacy

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

by merse / 02/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

by cold-n-stinky / 01/12/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

by thornrose22 / 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 2:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

by harrysolo / 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous