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  • Number of visits : 772
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SNOTTYBONES : I'm 40 years old. I have three young children. One boy and two girls. I love to read books and spend time on the beach. I love to fish and yes I love football to.

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Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (4356)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46115) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

#7106186
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21729) - you deserved it (6600)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML

#7027247
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10087) - you deserved it (24140)

On 12/30/2009 at 1:08am - work - by bells - United States (Oregon)

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

#6998138
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (6434)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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