About Snottybones
I'm 40 years old. I have three young children. One boy and two girls. I love to read books and spend time on the beach. I love to fish and yes I love football to.
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Snottybones's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

By nd.11 - / Monday 1 March 2010 16:59 / Canada

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

By riptoofie - / Saturday 16 January 2010 21:36 / United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

By driver - / Wednesday 6 January 2010 14:55 / United States

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

By troubled / Saturday 2 January 2010 20:27 / France

Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML

By bells / Wednesday 30 December 2010 06:08 / United States