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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)
Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States
Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France
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