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  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    5%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    10%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    37%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    22%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    58%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    29%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    23%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    45%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    3%
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Pennylane27's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

By Bill / Thursday 18 August 2011 23:44 / United States

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

By not a boy toy - / Friday 31 March 2017 22:00 /

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML

By Pennysaver - / Thursday 30 March 2017 21:00 / United States - Metairie

Ham-fisted attempt

Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

By HamHanded - / Friday 10 March 2017 09:17 /

Today, my mum told me I should see a therapist when she saw me wipe down a remote before using it. My dad has a knack for blowing his nose into his hand and wiping it on his pants, and my mum is the kind to pick up food residue from the drain and eat it - but sure, I'M the one with bad habits. FML

By RatherOCDthanNasty - / Wednesday 15 February 2017 04:00 / Norway - Oslo