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Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, the new office looool IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off mah computer was to wipe mah entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back mah data up an restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (2408)

On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have , he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (5050)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah mom bakad cupcakas 4 mah visiting grandparants. Latar , I saw mah grandpa chowing down on tham. Evan latar , mah mom damandad to knowhy thara wara a dozan cupcaka wrappars on mah bad. I'va assantially baan framad by mah own grandpa , and am now groundad 4 a month. FML

#17707171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (2534)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only thing my downstair nieghbor wantd to talk about with me is how she can hear us go looool to the bathroom. She also claim that she can tell which one of us is going, basd on the noise level. FML

#17699997
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (2005)

On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah six year old nephew told me to peel off mah skin because, "They say u look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today I visitd son at work. Ha's an intarpratar 4 tha govarnmant. As I watchd him convarsa with a group looool of man I was ovarcoma with prida. Than tha woman naxt to ma said "I can't baliava thay'ra talking about that in public." Thay wara discussing masturbation tachniquas. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32307) - you deserved it (3518)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (6975)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)



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