PennyLane27

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/07/2016 at 4:49am)

PennyLane27

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7268
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

PennyLane27's page activity

Visits<b>sam_nero</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 9:09pm<b>Tommy1340</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:59am<b>tamicow</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:51am<b>xxsakuraxx</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:12am<b>TheLoner7</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 2:53pm<b>melons</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 8:15pm<b>bamachick95</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 2:34pm<b>shitoutofluck7</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:19pm<b>JesusFreak227</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 9:31pm<b>Kitouran</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:10pm<b>BlackRosey_</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:58pm<b>Ilmoran</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:48am<b>PrincessZelda_HR</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:52pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:34am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:33am<b>CravenCat</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:41am<b>interesting33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:39am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 4:16pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 1:30pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 10:14am<b>Hunkapoo</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:37pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:16pm

PennyLane27's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of PennyLane27's badges

PennyLane27's favorite FMLs

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

by BackAndForth / 10/18/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

by Soopa-Genius / 09/22/2011 at 8:06am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

by nicole / 09/22/2011 at 6:31am / Reserved / Love

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

by why?! / 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

by monochrometea / 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

by mystupidson / 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

by AMP4U / 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm / United States (California) / Love