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Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9023) - you deserved it (35330)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

#18619615
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28009) - you deserved it (2493)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22559) - you deserved it (2648)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30671) - you deserved it (3609)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (2633)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (2397)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33161) - you deserved it (4335)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29485) - you deserved it (4765)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (2140)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28125) - you deserved it (16721)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34424) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (2515)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (31261)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36245) - you deserved it (3043)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML

#18443070
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22794) - you deserved it (1748)

On 12/06/2011 at 3:57am - work - by snarly1 - United States (California)



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