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Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:52am - animals - by JukeboxValkyrie (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States
Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)
Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)
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