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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24912) - you deserved it (4269)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML


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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

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