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Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4498) - you deserved it (58977)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

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What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.

#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 4:21pm by Jason

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A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?

#13 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:26pm by djtelekinesis

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