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Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18703) - you deserved it (1200)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

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Agreed with #3. My mom has once said that to me before too, but I have my utmost respect for her to try keeping the marriage together for my autistic brother's sake. My dad sure isn't the most sensitive guy out there, and I myself isn't in a good relationship with my dad either. But kudos to my dad for sticking around and paying for my brother's needs too, I suppose. I guess both of them are much better than those parents who dumps their mentally-challenged kids to the government.

#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:58am by tincan

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what a fucking bitch, i'd get away asap

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:31pm by timmytwofinger

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