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Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17386) - you deserved it (1590)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by dreadedmafia86 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Somehow, I get the feeling she is not your best friend. You may think she is, but she is not if she thinks booze and your ex's feelings are more important than you and your feelings. I had a friend like that once. I thought she and I were best friends, but she ended up backstabbing me. She was a very selfish person. Get rid of her. You'll be happier without her.

#4 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:11am by snickerdoodles

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what a bitch

#3 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:09am by Stok35

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