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Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23702) - you deserved it (9930)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by danikka1 - United States

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he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs

#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 5:49pm by ggasg

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Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML

F your ex-husband's life!

#23 - On 03/11/2010 at 6:07pm by FernandoTorres

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