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Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29232) - you deserved it (4026)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)

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oh come on. that's not so bad. it's only a joke.

#1 - On 03/10/2010 at 2:04pm by sarahcheetah

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Oh shit, you're life sucks big time. Here's a shipment of sympathy.


just chill & learn to have're hanging out with his family, so let loose a bit. that family sounds like a blast to get drunk with.

#2 - On 03/10/2010 at 2:06pm by deadman69

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