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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (3225)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

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And HE dumped you?

#2 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:03am by Ethos

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+20

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

#3 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:03am by astro_plastic

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+17

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