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Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

#5 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:15am by Tearing

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+14

wincest?

#2 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:14am by foolishworkerbee

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+8

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