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Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23723) - you deserved it (4660)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Stephanie (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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oh fyl but you should of put it up somewhere safe

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:11am by jennjennsofly

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You're going to murder him before you even get to hear the "'till death do us part" line.

#8 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:19am by Triumvirate

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