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Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33466) - you deserved it (2511)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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This is why all the babies look the same in small towns.

#3 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:20am by gozar

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that is horrible. I'm sorry. you should screw with his head then leave his dumbass. or cut his balls off for being a lying cheater

#2 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:19am by applebee_16

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