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Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (1630)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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This is why all the babies look the same in small towns.

#3 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:20am by gozar

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Ouch.

#1 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:17am by strandedinalimo

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