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Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25070) - you deserved it (6677)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

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His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

#12 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:13am by spellfire

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He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

#7 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:07am by Finoewae

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