Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
by Carrie / 03/03/2010 at 8:21am / United States / Love
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His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
#12 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:13am by spellfire
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He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
#7 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:07am by Finoewae
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