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Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15716) - you deserved it (4828)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

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