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Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5012) - you deserved it (15709)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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