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Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 4:37am - love - by loling (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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jesus. get off his balls girl.

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:06am by venusvsmars

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shes not whining, shes laughing at him over it. Read the name, 'loling'. FYL because the dudes a moron, ha

#11 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:15am by smashleighfig

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