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You should casually mention on Facebook that you wish he would stop walking by your house several times a day, and see how HE likes people thinking he's a stalker...

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I had a similar thing happen where a guy found out that I had had a small crush on him but I had already gotten over it. Months later he thought I was obsessed with him, even though I never talked to him at all. He was my friend's classmate and whenever she would be reading a note in class he would rip it out of her hands and read it, so I purposely wrote her a note to read in class saying that someone had told me he thought I liked him and how ridiculous that was because he was such a loser (childish, I know). When he read it he was PISSED, but it worked and he never mentioned me or my "obsession" again.
My point is that it's just narcissism, some people think that they're the greatest thing ever and that everyone is always either in love with them or jealous of them, and when they find that someone doesn't, they get really, REALLY upset about it.
So try and find a way to make him look like an idiot, it'll feel great, I promise.

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