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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

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That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:40am by ActionManly

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that sucks! the other day i had a rather noticable zit and my bf said"whos ur friend" i just brushed it off, silly reason to dump someone.

#2 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:40am by mama2b3

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