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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

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That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:40am by ActionManly

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You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it?

You suck.

#10 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:53am by Quest_

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