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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)
You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014