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Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16784) - you deserved it (2440)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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OP could have put out.. Just 'cause she just had the worst first date ever, doesn't mean her date can't have the best.. ;-)

#5 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:25am by Secret_Fire_King

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This sounds suspiciously like the 80's movie, "Blind Date."

#6 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:25am by heyred

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