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Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 9:12pm - love - by Court - United States (Ohio)

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Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.

#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:05am by DrMonstar

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I wonder if he was a smart fellow...

... and you were a fart smeller

oh how I amuse myself at 3am

#7 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:11am by DGross

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