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Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58126) - you deserved it (9252)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

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Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

#3 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:12am by Sue21

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what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:09am by whocaresnotme

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