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Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47639) - you deserved it (6887)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

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