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Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert . I'd askd this girl I'm interestd in to come with me, an she insistd that she had to bring her two year old son with us . I'd told her it was no problem . Ten minutes into it, she said we needd to leave because it was too loud fir him . FML


I agree, your life sucks (22761) - you deserved it (9312)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by tyler - United States

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You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.

#2 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:36pm by cristichica

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Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.

#8 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:40pm by KingTaco

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