You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.
I hope the kid's dad had some brains, because his mom sounds like an idiot for wanting to bring a two-year-old to a rock concert. You are a moron for saying it would be "no problem." Jesus, I know what it's like to be desperate to get into a girl's pants, but you're an embarrassment to our gender!
If the two of you get together, you should get a vasectomy and she should have her tubes tied, otherwise you will be starting a race of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging fools.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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