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Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

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Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand.
Yeah... that would be hilarious :')

#4 - On 02/17/2010 at 2:03pm by FernandoTorres

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Well, if you want to deter him, eat latkes, play with a dreidel, cover your hair, and wear long sleeves. That oughta tell him to back off!

#9 - On 02/17/2010 at 2:08pm by katplayer

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