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Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6819) - you deserved it (22265)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:29pm - love - by croleymd - United States

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an act of god is what insurance companies refer to when it's natures fault, like a tree branch falling on your car, deer running into your car, etc.

#41 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:07pm by ctFIRE216

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At least the car didn't hit anyone on the way down

#2 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:18am by BigSmiles7

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