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Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

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yea srry bout that i tried to break in but it started rolling down the hill so i got outta there but hey at least i got a CD player

#4 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:19am by garuru

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At least it didn't hit any other cars in the process of sliding down the hill (or I'd assume that would deserve mention here). Then again, that's probably only because everyone else was smart enough to park elsewhere,

#6 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:36am by aDropOfSunshine

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