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Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27495) - you deserved it (4802)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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buy a little radio and play it in the bathroom. even if your just putting on makeup. that way he can't hear you and doesn't know what your doing.

#13 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:11pm by cursesonyourmom

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"If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it."
~Mao Tse-tung

#5 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:06pm by lolorly

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