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Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (3700)

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buy a little radio and play it in the bathroom. even if your just putting on makeup. that way he can't hear you and doesn't know what your doing.

#13 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:11pm by cursesonyourmom

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OP, eventually your fiancee is going to realize that you never go to the bathroom and probably get really worried about it and your health. Try to explain the situation to him (if he makes fun of you or tells you to suck it up or whatever, tell him to fuck off). Then you can possibly come up with a schedule or some ideas together to help you. If you are going to marry this man, you won't be able to hide this from him forever.

To everyone here essentially telling the OP to "grow up" or just "get over it": You're all idiots. Extreme anxiety is a MEDICAL problem. It would be just like telling someone with a compound leg fracture to "quit being a pussy and walk it off." Or hiding someone's inhaler or epipen when they need it because they should just be able to "deal." Your ignorance is astounding.

#52 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:48pm by SarahN_fml

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