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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (116753) - you deserved it (10090)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Aww, honey. I'm sorry.

#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 10:12am by HeyyyBrahhh

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OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.

#4 - On 04/05/2009 at 10:15am by everythingtold

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