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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (2404)

On 02/09/2010 at 3:14am - love - by estephi - Sent from mobile version

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knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead
..he deserves to be stamped as one.

#6 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:08am by babybubz

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You know how to take a tattoo back, right? Cheese grater.

#15 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:25am by sneeze_watch

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